Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive. Banta: Really? Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was!
Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women? Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai? Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho? Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!
Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya? Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...
Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto. Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish. Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!"